when you’re level 1 and you face your first boss

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bobqdevil:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

etherealfryingpan:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thegmsighs:

I love that they have levels of danger for geese

“This is a LEVEL FIVE GOOSE

STAY AWAY”

Welcome to London everyone, a city where we have geese danger levels and have to put signs up warning people

No trains are running from this platform today due to VIOLENT GEESE

This sounds like the tutorial zone for the Station.

You must complete Platform 1 and gear up before advancing to Platform 2

“You don’t have enough XP to take on a Level 5 Goose yet!”

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Survival Doll for the Person Who Has Everything 

Do you need an original gift for that hard to shop for friend? I can guarantee you your gift recipient does not have this!

Make this DIY Survival Art Doll filled with things you will need if the SHTF. This is the most original doll/plush hacks I’ve ever seen. 

*Can’t sew? Use a muslin cloth doll base (super cheap at craft stores or online), or use existing plush.*

The creator of the Survival Art Doll from the blog Stuff You Can’t Have wrote:

Whether earthquake, tornado, terrorist attack, the rapture, or an alien invasion from outer space, you have only to grab your survival doll and run.

Concealed within this innocent-looking, seemingly worthless doll is everything you will need to survive just about anything that could possibly happen.

What are the features of this Apocalypse Doll?

Arms – filled with rice

Legs – filled with dried beans

Head – made with a plastic bottle with hardware like fish hooks, nails, safety pins, twine, and fishing line.

Heart – filled with silver dimes

Felt heart conceals a cache of silver dimes. Minted prior to 1964, these dimes are comprised of 90% pure silver and can be used for negotiable currency after the global economy collapses. 

Torso – survival gear (lots of suggestions at the link)

Petticoat –  layered petticoats printed with a survival manual 

 A two-layer petticoat concealed beneath the dress contains a complete survival manual. Contents range from first aid, constructing a raft, and building shelter, to crafting primitive weapons and purifying water.

Find out all the details for the OOAK Survival Doll from Stuff You Can’t Have here.

#9yrsago Bruce Sterling’s visionary novel Distraction: still brilliant a decade later

mostlysignssomeportents:

I just finished re-reading (for the nth time) Bruce Sterling’s 1998 novel Distraction. I didn’t mean to – I picked it up in a used bookstore in Milwaukee on my way to a quick dinner in my hotel room, thinking I’d just read a few pages of this old friend and then leave it behind for the next guest to discover and enjoy. Now it’s 18 hours later and I’ve read all 500-some pages of it, and, as ever, my mind is a-whirl with the incredible ideas, people and speculation in this remarkable, remarkable book.

Distraction is the story of an America on the skids: economy in tatters, dollar collapsed, unemployment spiked, population on the move in great, restless herds bound together with networks and bootleg phones. The action revolves around Oscar Valparaiso, a one-of-a-kind political operator who has just put his man – a billionaire sustainable architecture freak – into the Senate and is looking for some downtime. But a funny thing happens on the way to the R&R: Oscar and his “krewe” (the feudal entourage who trail after him, looking after his clothes, research, security, systems and so on) end up embroiled in a complex piece of political theater, a media war between the rogue governor of the drowned state of Louisiana, the Air Force, the newly elected president, and a weird, pork-barrel science park in its own glassed-in dome.

Every single chapter – every one! – has at least enough material for five great speculative short stories. From the net-gang hobos (and their remarkable, cellular-automata driven fleamarkets) to the weird economic boom in cognition research, to the idea of leisure unions and anti-work activist techno-triumphalists, this book fizzes with awesome ideas.

But that’s only one of its three signal virtues. The other two are: the insight Sterling brings to the nature of politics and the political process in the age of networked economies and systems; and the vivid, larger-than-life characters who populate this book. They are, to a one, likable, frustrating, believable, admirable and enraging.

It’s a powerful concoction, this book, and now, ten years after its initial publication, it’s possible to asses just how prescient, how visionary, Sterling is. I love all of Bruce’s books, but this one may just be my favorite. It’s the kind of friend you end up staying up all night chatting with, even when all you plan on doing is saying a quick hello.

Link

https://boingboing.net/2008/05/17/bruce-sterlings-visi.html