fuck, marry, kill: werewolf, vampire, dragon

transmortifried:

Fuck vampire, marry werewolf, kill dragon

Here’s the reasoning:

Vampires are explicitly based on now-outdated sex fears, pretty similar to the succubus myth. The conclusion? They’d be an incredible fuck.

Marry the werewolf cause the whole pack-bonding deal is going to make them an astoundingly committed spouse. Plus, good to snuggle up with big fluffy wife on cold winter nights.

The dragon is a metaphor for capitalism. Hoarding wealth is inherently unethical. Its treasure shall be seized and redistributed to the people. Slay the rich.


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Editing  & Proofreading Cheat Sheet

wordsnstuff:

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– A lot of questions I receive revolve around editing and proofreading, so I decided to make an extensive guide to editing your own writing. I collaborated with some amazing friends on this post so this is dedicated to them as well as all of you. I hope you find it useful. Enjoy!


Know The Difference: Editing vs. Proofreading

Editing is about the content, proofreading is about the technical detail and accuracy. Once you know the difference and you separate the two into different tasks, going through and actually doing it will seem less daunting. Deciding which to tacking first depends on what you’re like when you edit, but if you struggling with focusing on actually improving the content because you get distracted by grammatical errors and spelling mistakes, then proofreading first may be a good idea. 

Be Intentional With Your Vocabulary

  • Avoid adverbs
  • Be frugal with unique adjectives
  • Only use dialogue tags when absolutely necessary
  • Be mindful of overused words
  • Take the time to find the right words

The words you choose can make all the difference so pay special attention to them.

Just Keep Snipping

A basic rule to editing that people often forget it, if it doesn’t serve a purpose, you should cut it out. A short book that is amazing all the way through is better than a long book that is redundant. Don’t worry about leaving your readers in the dark or not having enough content. As you edit, you’ll find ways and places in which to input more information.

Flow & Rhythm

This is the part where you make sure the writing itself sounds how you want it to. It’s important to read your writing aloud during this stage. Some things to pay attention to regarding flow and rhythm:

  • sentence length/variation
  • sentence structure
  • syllables and how they fit together
  • how your writing sounds out loud

Eloquence

Say it once and say it clearly. Redundancy bores readers so quickly, so when putting information forward, be clear, concise, and don’t add fluff. You don’t need to write a whole paragraph about how a character feels in a situation. It’s important to give the reader just enough to read between the lines.

Grammar

Common Grammar Mistakes To Look For

  • Subject-verb agreement errors
  • Sentence Fragments
  • Missing Comma After Introductory Element
  • Misusing The Apostrophe With “Its”
  • No Comma In A Compound Sentence
  • Misplaced Or Dangling Modifier
  • Vague Pronoun Reference
  • Wrong Word Usage
  • Run-On Sentence
  • Superfluous Commas
  • Lack Of Parallel Structure
  • Sentence Sprawl
  • Comma Splice
  • Colon Mistakes
  • Split Infinitives

List from here x {Explains these further and more in depth}

Improper Use of Phrases

  • “could have” not “could of”
  • “My friends and I” not “me and my friends” {If you take away “my friends” or “I”, or one of the nouns in a sentence in general, the sentence should still make sense}
  • “I couldn’t care less” not “I could care less”. This should be a no-brainer.
  • etc.. I could go on.

Familiarize yourself with these common mistakes and avoid making them at all costs. It’s also helpful to have someone read over it and let you know when they find issues with phrases you used. Please be attentive to these mistakes because making them can destroy your credibility as a writer.

Utilize The Senses

If you’re describing something in your writing, you should be slipping in words and little details that appeal to the reader’s senses, When editing, look for opportunities to slip in how a place smells, how a food tastes, how something feels to the touch, etc. It’s unbelievable how much this enhances your story.

Punctuation & Format

Punctuation Rules In English

Source x

When proofreading and marking up your manuscript, it can save a lot of time and energy if you use marks instead of actually write out everything, so here is a little chart I found that may be useful to you:

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Other Things To Look Out For

  • Make sure you know who is talking
  • Keep tense consistent
  • Vary the tone from scene to scene
  • Run-on sentences
  • Inconsistencies in story details
  • Plot holes
  • Causes and effects of events are explained
  • Facts and technical details {Make sure you’ve researched them well}
  • Deviations from established background (know your story really really well and make sure your reader does too)

General Tips

  • Go in assuming that your work is full of errors. Maybe it’s not, but it’s better to be prepared for the worst and solve the issues now rather than when it’s too late
  • DO NOT BE SENTIMENTAL. Yes, easier said than done, but it’s possible. 
  • Make the text less recognizable to yourself in order to catch details you may not otherwise.
  • Print out your manuscript and physically write out the changes.
  • Read your writing out loud. Sometimes writing looks like it makes sense, but in reality sounds wrong. 
  • Do it in short periods over time so that you don’t inevitably get lazy with paying attention to little details
  • Keep in mind that editing usually takes longer than actually writing the draft because it is less fluid and requires more thought and problem solving.
  • Don’t rely on spelling and/or grammar checking software; they’re not always correct and can easily misinterpret what you’re trying to get across. 
  • Check for a single error at a time. It may be time consuming and tedious but it’s more effective than the alternative.
  • Give yourself time and read slowly through it multiple times
  • Split up large chunks of text to make it easier to handle. Don’t go through your whole manuscript page by page as if you were just reading it as a book. Go chapter by chapter or scene by scene or even sentence by sentence.
  • If something seems off, investigate it. Don’t take a chance and leave it be. If you’re stumped, highlight it and have someone else look over it.
  • Have a strategy. Maybe not at first, especially if you don’t extensively edit your work regularly, but with time you’ll find what works for you and what doesn’t. Create your own system and use it to save yourself some time and confusion.

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You know I’d like to see dudes in the same weird outfits women get in cyberpunk art.

winneganfake:

winneganfake:

voidbat:

ultracheese:

WHERE ARE MY STREET SAMURAI IN LEATHER BODYSUITS AND BELLY SHIRTS

WITH ASSAULT RIFLES, GARTERS WITH ASSAULT RIFLES

COMBAT LINGERIE

SOMEONE GIVE ME THE THING

WE NEED THIS. FOR REASONS.

More clearly, these outfits had best be tailored to my my 40-something fireplug build because so help me, FUCKING YES.

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I made some ASMR ambient atmosphere mixes for your highly specific needs

thebibliosphere:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

1.) Haunted campout in a northern forest where strange beasts lurk in the distance and whispers of the unquiet dead keep you awake through the long dark night 
2.) The Joker is probably getting ready to murder you horribly in an abandoned warehouse
3.) Killer Croc hunts you through the Gotham sewers, occasionally eating corpses 
4.) Man has pleasant vanilla sex with a monster in cheap motel bed
5.) You’re the last gunslinger marching across a dreary wasteland after the world has moved on, pursuing the man in black across the desert while the machines of the old world still hum their death throes

6.) woman flees across frozen tundra from evil mechanical whales from another dimension
7.) frightend young boy is chased through forest by the Wild Hunt and their eldritch hounds

Alternatively if you’re not a coward you can open all of them at once and experience Hell.

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spoonyruncible:

I do feel bad for plants in general.
Like, I know they are often as vicious as animals in many ways, just slower.
But, I mean, they just show up and they’re like, “I Think I Will Evolve To Eat The Sun And Also Make Oxygen And How Now Is All This.”
And, like, everything fucking dies at first (totally not plants fault, btw. okay maybe it was but they didn’t mean to) but then new things evolve.
And they’re like, “Fuck it, eating each other suuuucks. Let’s eat the plants which give us life.”
And so we start doing that.
And plants are all, “Oh Dear No, I Do Not Care At All For Being Eaten. I Will Make Myself Into Poison Sometimes.”
But, y’know, stuff kept eating plants anyway so plants, ever the bro, came up with a new idea. “I Have Made A Decision About Being Eaten And You May Eat Me Friends And Here Is An Especially Tasty Bit Packed All Full of Delicious Sugars Which I Have Produced At Great Cost (What They Do Not Know Is That My Seeds Are Within And Shall Be Propagated Near And Far By Their Dung)“
But that’s not good enough for animals, no, not at all.
We love the fuck out of some pomegranates but also alliums which are like, “I Have Not Decided To Go In For This Being Eaten Business. I Shall Be Very Foul Tasting And Also A Poison.”
But no, sorry, onions, you fucked up.
You accidentally wound up with a species that just doesn’t give up or fully comprehend the idea of things tasting “”‘bad’“’ or other concepts like not eating poison. (Sorry, plants, later we turn some of you who are not poison into a poison we consume recreationally. We really enjoy eating poison.) 
Legit, alliums are deadly to, like, every other species.
And we call them aromatics and throw them in everything.
Peppers are the best, though.
They completely got on the being eaten train.
BUT ONLY BIRDS
Peppers are like, “You May Eat Me, Fair Avian, For You Are Sure To Spread Me A Great Distance. But, Mammal, Take HEED. Should You Eat Me Then I Will Burn You Most Terribly.”
And we were all about that.
“The FUCK, burning? I love pain,” said humans, presumably.
“You know, peppers, you and evolution have done a good job at burning us but I am pretty sure we could make your chemical agony even more potent. Come hang with us,” humans added to a very confused pepper just before creating the ghost chili.

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w3-4r3-th3-f1r3:

canaries:

canaries:

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Notebook.ai has different categories for different things:

And then once you make something each category has different questions for you to answer about your world:

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