me: hey could i get a uhhhhhhhhh main verb
cicero: it is my sincerest regret to inform you- a fact that brings me a great amount of consternation, perturbation, and indeed a sense of the same anxiety with which i confronted the misdeeds of that scoundrel catiline, one which i have tried many times to rectify but have found myself powerless in the face of, one that, by hercules, i am loath to admit seems to have overcome me in this hour of your greatest need- that the main verb machine broke

outofcontextdnd:

– Irritated Gnome wizard

elodieunderglass:

gallusrostromegalus:

elodieunderglass:

gallusrostromegalus:

elodieunderglass:

George Rolkien Rartin Martin

Holiken Polkien Lovecraft

Jolkien Dolkien Salinger

Fcott Scott Fitzgeralg

Hells Gells Wells

Weats Beats Yeats

Polkien Godehouse Wodehouse

I was going to Suggest “Colkien Sewis Lewis” but honestly “Clive Staples Lewis” is so much worse.

Hovercraft Polkien Lovecraft.

CLIVE STAPLES LEWIS.

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Gimme your keys Gallus

ajourneymansjourney:

smolchristianwitch:

phoenixwitchery:

The Chicago library just posted a bunch of old manuscripts online to get the public’s help with translation and transcription.  One of these manuscripts was “The Book of Magical Charms”, an anonymous grimoire from 17th century England.

This is PURE CHRISTIAN WITCHERY.  It’s got spirit conjurings, (use with care), sigils, (also use with care), spells and potions, (USE WITH CARE don’t be eating anything a 17th century manuscript says to eat without researching it first), prayers galore.  Some of it is in Latin, but if you hit the translator tab, a bunch of people have already translated some significant chunks.  Me myself will be digging out my Latin textbooks because I am THAT LEVEL OF NERD.

GO WILD GUYS, IT’S RIGHT HERE: http://publications.newberry.org/dig/rc-transcribe/charms

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is cool as hell. Now I know how to cure the bloody fluxe if I ever come down with it (eat eggs poached in vinegar until better)

skazuhira:

crankyteapot:

crankyteapot:

do you think seagulls feel regret

cause i just witnessed one swallow half a pancake in less than a second

via @salamancers

chebits:

tinygardenwitch:

thebibliosphere:

My American mother in-law sending me an email: Hey! Let’s do something, I’m going to the garden center soon, want to come?

Me: Oh cool that sounds like fun!

MIL: Yea! I want to finish making my fairy door in the garden this spring 🙂

Me, Scottish with Irish grandparents, shoving iron into my pockets and throwing salt everywhere: …great.

       

                       
                                                                                                           #every time I see that billboard
                                                                      #other st paul people will know the one I mean
                  
   #every time I see that billboard about making fairy gardens
                                 #part of me can’t help but feel the shining folk adapted
                                       #like we stopped wandering into bogs and forests at night
                                     #(well most of us did)
                                                                                                       #and we stopped believing in magic
                                                                                                       #but we still like shiny things
                                                                                                       #and well if it’s 50% off
                                                                                                       #it it’s a S A L E
                                                                                                       #it MUST be a good bargain
                                                                                                       #right?
                                                                                                       #I’m onto you
                                                                                                       #bring it on you fae bastards
                                               
       
   

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