lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

sepulchritude:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

SHE DOES NOW

fantasyfeasts:

toooldforthisbutstill:

toooldforthisbutstill:

New edition ! Recipes from Nanny Ogg’s Cookbook are marked with a *, all the others are creations from talented fans (shout out to @fantasyfeasts, for providing most of these, and @sewuniversebacktogether for attempting to make troll food). Discworld themed food for everyone !

Appetizers, snacks, sandwiches

• Nanny Ogg’s Special Nibbles – with special party dip, made specially *
• Sheep’s eyes *
• Sam Vimes’s BLT
• Sausage-inna-bun 
• Seldom Bucket’s Favourite Snack *
• Where’s the Pork?

Main dishes

• Primal Soup *
• Pie floater 

• Slumpie *

• Brodequin rôti façon Ombres – aka man’s boots in mud *

• Horse Steak, Onions, and Foraged Vegetables

• Genuine Howondaland Curry *
• Mrs.Colon’s Genyooin Curry *
• Lady Sybil Vimes’s Kedgeree *

• Sourcerer’s Kedgeree

• Curry with named meat
• I Hate Chicken
• Grimchi
• Rincewind’s Potato Cakes *
• Rincewind’s Potato Madness
• Jolly Nourishing Fried Potatoes
• Sergeant Angua’s Vegetable Stew – with dumplings *
• Mrs Whitlow’s Artery-Hardening Hogswatch Pie *
• Ploughman’s Pie
• The Shepherd’s Crown pie
• Mr Hong’s Fish Bars 
• Noodles
• Wow- Wow Sauce *

Pizzas

• Klatchian Hots -with anchovies 
• Klatchian Hots -without anchovies
• Quattro Rodenti *
• Creator’s pizza

• Crunchy fried rat pizza

• Four Strata Pizza

Bakery and sweets

• Dwarf cake *
• Dwarfish drop scones *
• Drop scones
• The Scone of Stone
• Dwarf bread
• Toffee-Rats on a Stick
• Traveller’s Digestives *
• Jammy Devils *
• Figgins version 1* version 2 
• Soul Cake Duck cakes
• Tupenny upright
• Nobby’s Mum’s Distressed Pudding version 1* version 2
• All Jolson’s Black Death meringue 
• Mrs Cake

• Ankh-Morpork chocolate bonbons

• Death by Chocolate
• Chocolate Delight – with special secret sauce *
• The Least Favourite Dessert of Verence II, King of Lancre  *
• Nanny Ogg’s Maids of Honour (nsfw-ish…) *
• Strawberry Wobbler (very nsfw-ish) *

• Spicy Spotted Dick (no, not nsfw) * 

• Bananana Soup Surprise  (not-as-nsfw-as-it-could-have-been)

• Weatherwax Apple Pie
• Pteppic’s Djelibeybis *
• Klatchian Delight
• Honey Ice Cream
• May contain Nuts

Troll food !

• Troll drink (I need a name for this one !)
• Sweet Stones
• Lumps of Coal (this one is not supposed to be Discworld related, but come on !)

Don’t forget the drinks ! Check Discworld Drinks :

• City Watch Cocoa
• The Ankh-Morpork Fog

Update of the year, with something like a dozen new recipes !, provided by the amazing @fantasyfeasts. Happy Hogswatch everyone !

I’m so honored! Thank you so much!